Say Cheese... Now Smile!

So I've become addicted to this REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES ULTIMATE CHALLENGE thingie on MTV.... its AWESOME! Anyhoo, I missed an episode and as I was reading episode summaries online, I completely fell in love with whoever was writing it....

-Talking about the psycho married couple Holly (Road Rules Maximum Velocity) and Chadwick (Road Rules Austrailia) after Chadwick's team gets booted off...
Hollywick draws the blinds in her bedroom. She intensely tells Chadwick that no one has any integrity except for the Wicks. She bitches that the other members of the RR Inner Circle had the chance to make it fair, and they chose to make it personal. So she and Chadwick had integrity when they made it unfair, but now no one else does when they are trying to exact some form of justice? Interesting. In an interview, Hollywick says that she and Chadwick are really close, and now he's being torn away from her. She can't survive, like, two weeks without him? In the immortal words of Nell Carter, gimme a break. Hollywick says that the stakes just shot through the roof, and that she's the only one left fighting for them. Chadwick says that he's fighting for her. Hollywick points out that God is still on their side. Actually, I had a talk with Him last night, and he kind of hates the Wicks. I don't know how to break the news to her. Also, He asked me to tell them that he's kind of fucking busy right now with the starvation and the disease and the war, so He doesn't really have time to worry about the fucking Challenge. Also? He said to tell Hollywick to shut up. The Wicks start making out, and we get a lovely shot of Chadwicks's bacne. Hollywick starts sobbing as Macy Gray plays in the background.
*Can we say soulmate!?!?