Say Cheese... Now Smile!

another MILLION dollar conversation with Joe. :)

EclipseJMR: hey
Auto response from spaznik: =) smile.... I'll be back! *pinky swear*
EclipseJMR: you there
EclipseJMR: no you're not
EclipseJMR: a bear ate you huh
EclipseJMR: i knew it
EclipseJMR: damn bears always escaping zoos
EclipseJMR: or coming down them chino hills
EclipseJMR: i'll find that bear that ate you and i'll eat him
EclipseJMR: actuall no cuz if i did that it'll be like eating you and that would go against what i'm trying to do
EclipseJMR: cuz i'll be trying to catch me
EclipseJMR: and since i don't have a tail to chase around then it's not possible
EclipseJMR: well maybe a bear didn't eat you
EclipseJMR: maybe you just nodded off and are sleeping on the computer right now
EclipseJMR: maybe me typing harder will make you wake up
EclipseJMR: hey
EclipseJMR: Hey
EclipseJMR: HEY
EclipseJMR: HEY!!!!!
EclipseJMR: HEY!!!
EclipseJMR: ok
EclipseJMR: maybe your drool went inside your ear
EclipseJMR: and you can't hear cuz of the fluid
EclipseJMR: heheh
EclipseJMR: it's cool...then that's the only conclusion i can come to
EclipseJMR: it must be drool in the ear
spaznik: hahahaha... joe youre a DORK
EclipseJMR: heheh
EclipseJMR: i'm so bored
spaznik: ahhaahhah.. why dont you gooooooo...
spaznik: write a SONG!
EclipseJMR: i dunno
EclipseJMR: that's too easy
EclipseJMR: i need somethign that will challenge me
spaznik: hmmmmmm...
spaznik: how about write a story about a bear and a can of orange soda.
EclipseJMR: been there
EclipseJMR: done that
EclipseJMR: i wrote a story about a bear
EclipseJMR: and he ate you
EclipseJMR: rememebr
spaznik: hahahahahah.. oh yeah...
spaznik: i forgot.
spaznik: hahahah
EclipseJMR: and orange soda..not too interesting if you ask me
EclipseJMR: i'm more of a grape man
spaznik: a cheetah... and a can of grape soda
EclipseJMR: hahha...i'm a cheetah
EclipseJMR: hey are you obi wan
spaznik: YEEP!!
EclipseJMR: you can't be cuz that's me
EclipseJMR: you can be...count dooku
EclipseJMR: and i can fight you
spaznik: EWWWWW
spaznik: no..
EclipseJMR: and eat you
EclipseJMR: beat you
spaznik: i dont wanna be count dooku...
EclipseJMR: yeah
spaznik: you can be ANAKIN!!
EclipseJMR: i wanted to be anakin
EclipseJMR: but i can't
EclipseJMR: cuz i'm a good guy
spaznik: you can be C3PO.
EclipseJMR: you can be r2d2
spaznik: thats cool... r2d2 is WAY cooler anyways...
spaznik: and c3po... is a SISSY droid.

OK... so Joe has this thing about 3rd jokes... Actually Mikie and Lan are the ones that pointed it out... about how generally (not just Joe), the 3rd joke isnt as funny as the first or second... and in most instances KILLS it. This is a prime example. ;)

*on winning Volleyball*
EclipseJMR: we got shirts
EclipseJMR: it says
EclipseJMR: to be #1
EclipseJMR: you must always play like you're #2
EclipseJMR: i dunno if that mkes sense
EclipseJMR: or if that's a good thing to tell people
spaznik: well if you're #2... that means that you really want to strive to be #1...
EclipseJMR: well how about #3
EclipseJMR: or #4
spaznik: like... if you're #2... would you just settle for being #2??
spaznik: knowing that you are close to being #1..
EclipseJMR: see that's where the argument is
spaznik: its the same as #3 or #4... but just more effectve with #2.
EclipseJMR: it's not really something you get that fast
EclipseJMR: so some poepl might get it
EclipseJMR: others will be like huh
EclipseJMR: and i was like huh
spaznik: hahahahahah.... oh wells. you can make a new shirt that says #1... DEAL WITH IT LOSER!
EclipseJMR: that's right
EclipseJMR: or #1
EclipseJMR: we kicked your @$$
spaznik: HAHAHAHAHAH
spaznik: its effective.
spaznik: and quick.
EclipseJMR: or #1
EclipseJMR: we beat you with our C game
EclipseJMR: C you next quarter
EclipseJMR: hahah
spaznik: i dont get it.
EclipseJMR: ok nevermind

:) You gotta love Joe. He's so freaking cool!