Friday, July 26, 2002

I can see!!

Well *duh* I can see, but its offical. I went to go see my kick ass eye doctor today and I'm not going blind. I thought for a moment that I was completely loosing my eye sight because my eyes have been going blurry on me lately (um... I know now its because of the lack of nighttime reading light) and last night when I was driving home from Long Beach my left eye was really blurry. Initally, i just thought my contact fell out... but when I got home... it was there... and i thought that I was going to have to read by bralie.. but NOPE. :) Its all good. And I got new contacts! Oh the excitment... can you feel it?

Anyways, decided to be daring and have gone back to playing on Yahoo chat with my webcam. ;P Yeah.. its been very interesting. On the bright side, I'm meeting new people from all over the world... but then again... I'm meeting some frightening people. For instance.. I am not KIDDING you... I was chatting with some fellow who after exchanging introductions and pleasantries, proceeded to tell me that i was "cute." (um... riiight.) Then he asked me if I wanted to be in movies. This is were I was an extreme smartass and replied "isn't this how porn stars start out?" He then proceeded to tell me that it WAS a porn that he was filming on the beaches of Geneva, it was only to be shown in Europe so no need for me to worry about people recoginizing me AND how he would pay me $20000 to be in it as well as pay for my travel expenses. (gosh... I wish I saved that conversation for your entertainment!! But I got freaked after the whole thing happened and closed the box... sorry. Next time I do get porn offer, I'll save and post it for you. *pinky swear*) Anyways, I turned down his offer. Hello.. its PORN. Note that I wasn't in some sort of kinky sex chat room... I was in like "hi.. I'm asain" room. Ewwwwww... Well after retelling my story to others, I got some HILARIOUS feedback...

carlene:
carlene is nice: ewwww
carlene is nice: you suck!
carlene is nice: are you serious!!!
carlene is nice: lol
carlene is nice: you could be ASIA!
spaznik: im going to quit school and become a porn star..
carlene is nice: oh man... i ENVY YOU!

kathy:
P O T A T E YO: oh dang!
P O T A T E YO: hahahaha
P O T A T E YO: yougo girl
P O T A T E YO: of course you said yes right!!
spaznik: hahahahah.. NO..
P O T A T E YO: haha
P O T A T E YO: that's why I love you baby!! You can look a million dollar porn deal in teh eye and still say no!
spaznik: awwwwwwwww
spaznik: and that would TOTALLY go against my "wait till true love sex" rule..
P O T A T E YO: hahaha
P O T A T E YO: but what if it was a movie called "True Love"
P O T A T E YO: actually it would be more like
P O T A T E YO: "True Love..." and then in tiny letters at the bottom..."doggy style!"
P O T A T E YO: hahaha
spaznik: HAHAHAHA
spaznik: oh lordy...

So I guess you can consider the "porn offer" as my highlight of the day... but really my true highlight was going to Walmart to get "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire." :) Yay more summer reading!!

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