Monday, March 01, 2004

*on Dad's bright idea leaving numbers on walls of men's restrooms*
Mom: You should do that Nicole.
Me: Oh yeah. So I can bring him to you guys and say "Mom, Dad, meet my boyfriend. He found my number on the restroom wall.
Dad: That's why you leave it in the restroom at the Ritz-Carlton.
Me: Right. So then he'll be desperate AND rich.
Dad: No, he might just be a restroom attendant.

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