Say Cheese... Now Smile!

spaznik: hahahaha.. you're a DORK!!
Zasher816: YES I AM
Zasher816: u know me too well
Zasher816: do i come across that dorky?
spaznik: hahahaha... slightly.
Zasher816: i do huh?
Zasher816: i knew it
Zasher816: but it's ok, no shame in my game
Zasher816: it makes me that more desirable
spaznik: dorky is cool..
spaznik: just as long as it isnt like dorky dweeby in a creepy way
Zasher816: that'd be one of my personality traits in my bid for top ten circle k guys
Zasher816: -likes lone walks on the beach
Zasher816: -loves poetry
Zasher816: -is attractively dorky
spaznik: oh.. you're still in the running??
spaznik: i thought you didnt want to have to handle the screaming girlies flinging themselves on to your body??
Zasher816: yah well i rethought that part of it
Zasher816: and survey says
Zasher816: there's PLENTY of me to go around
Zasher816: lol
spaznik: hahahahaha... well then.. ok.
spaznik: coolness.
Zasher816: why deny my fans you know?
spaznik: i'll add your name to the list.
Zasher816: yay
Zasher816: i'm back on!
spaznik: party on!
Zasher816: and let the girly flocking begin
Zasher816: *sits back in chair*
spaznik: *tumble weed blows by*
spaznik: sorry man.
Zasher816: (whispers: so they just come to you right)
Zasher816: lol
spaznik: yeah... just sit tight..
spaznik: anyminute now...
Zasher816: i haven't been properly publicized yet
Zasher816: yah
Zasher816: any second
spaznik: *crickets chrip*
Zasher816: takes time for news to travel that i'm back in
Zasher816: oh wait, i think i see something
Zasher816: oh geez
Zasher816: mom, go back to bed
spaznik: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
Zasher816: thank you ver much ladies and gentlemen, i'll be here for the rest of the year, don't forget to tip yer waitress and good night!