Say Cheese... Now Smile!

:) so I've been doing more thinking on this *guys are assholes* idea and I've come up with more...

No no no wait.. don't leave. Some of you guys might like this one.

So... my new theory now is that lesbians are geniuses.

Really... think about it. Women today really have no real need for men. We're stronger than ever so can lift our own boxes and open our own jars... and with the invention of sex toys and sperm banks, there really is no physical need men in our lives. We have our fellow girlfriends to whom we can rant, gossip, and get manicures with... AND we can't forget the endless hours of shopping we all do together.

But there's still something that makes us have huge, outrageous crushes on men. This need to be loved and wanted by them... its an illness. Its absolutely sick and yet, we are always sitting pretty waiting for the right "one" to come along and sweep us off our feet.

Carrie pointed out to me that men think with 2 things... their head and their penises. . Hey... at least they can blame a lot of their actions on that.... as for women... we can only blame one thing.. our own heads. So its now that I think life would be easier if everyone was a lesbian because women have this idea of what other women need since we all have the same mindframe (somewhat). But then again... I don't think so. That woman/woman thing is just too weird for me. I need that testerone that only a real man has to make me feel safe and truly loved. P

P O T A T E YO: Penises are scary...what was God thinking on that one?
HAHAHAHAHA that's so true.

Anyways... scary or not... its still something that a lot of women crave. (not the penis itself... just the thing that its attached to.)

Where am I going with this? Absolutely nowhere... but it was something that was on my mind today. :) Gosh... I've been thinking too hard lately huh....

*jerry springer's final thought*
P O T A T E YO: nice woman...but the woman thing doesn't do it for me...
P O T A T E YO: le sigh...that's the problem with your lesbian theory...
spaznik: not here either... but youd think that life would be easeir if we were lesbians..
spaznik: then we can all fall in love and put the men on an island..
P O T A T E YO: hahha
spaznik: where they can grunt and form their own football teams.
P O T A T E YO: we could treat them like wild monkeys and only approach them when we need to tranqualize them to collect sperm for the women to reproduce
P O T A T E YO: hahaha
P O T A T E YO: they could have wild kingdom specials on it
spaznik: wow...
P O T A T E YO: and Steve Irwin's wife Terri could be the host