I need an old priest and a young priest...

"If you were a chip... you'd be sour cream and onion... I'd be cool ranch."
"Aw, I don't want to be sour cream and onion!"
"Its one of my favorites... that's why its you."

Did you hear that? That was the sound of my heart "thump-thumping..." And since I'm already asking you questions... do you ever feel that when you have a cold it's like the endless task of trying to expell demons out of your chest? Because goodness knows that's how I'm feeling right now...

*cough*

See. Demons.

Ugh.