Say Cheese... Now Smile!

I was watching SNL's "Best of" episode with Tom Hanks tonight and I think I just fell in love with the guy. Actually, there has always been a soft spot in my heart for Tom Hanks because really, the guy is just too adorable and normal and everytime I see him I want to give him a hug. :)

Anyways, along with the "Wayne's World" skit here he plays an Aerosmith roadie, (because of which whenever my sister and I come into contact with a microphone, we mic check by saying "Syphilis" over and over into it...) they had another old skit where he played Mr. Short-Term Memory...

Mr. Short-Term Memory: Hey, Poached Salmon! I love it! [ starts eating ]
His date: Jeff, have you ever seen anybody about your.. condition?
Mr. Short-Term Memory: [ grows uncomfortable as he chews ] There's something in my mouth! There's something in my mouth! [ spits out his Poached Salmon onto his napkin ] There was food in my mouth!
Date: It's just your Poached Salmon!
Mr. Short-Term Memory: Oh. I love Poached Salmon! [ pierces the chewed food with his fork ]
Date: Don't eat it!
Mr. Short-Term Memory: [ notices the chewed food in his napkin ] Wait a minute, I'm not going to eat this! This has already been in somebody's mouth! Oh, this is a great restaurant! Serves already-been-chewed food!

Hilarious.