Chug a hug!

I'm not much of a drinker (seriously), but in honor of the brand spankin new American Gladiators, I'd like to propose a drinking game-

Take a shot/drink
-Every time contestant makes a reference to their present day job in relevance to the task at hand. (i.e. "I finished medical school... I can finish this!"
-When a contestant makes a reference to reaching their dream, a wish coming true, or any sort of achievement cliche.
-For every camera shot of a homemade sign in the audience. Take an extra one if there's a witty pun that somehow incorporates a Gladiator's name.
-Every time Wolf howls.
-Every time the camera gets a shot of a contenders baby.
-Every time you see Hellga and think "That skirt does NOTHING for her thighs."
-Every time you see a Gladiator falls into water.
-Every time a contestant bad mouths a Gladiator. Double that if that Gladiator gets angry and the contender looses the event.
-Every time a Gladiator growls. Double that if the Gladiator is a girl
-Every time a contender looses but is still HAPPY to be there.

Also, though very unlikely...
5 shots for every contestant who finishes the eliminator without any setbacks (i.e. falling off the hand bike, sliding off the treadmill, hitting head on underwater fire piping, etc...)

Any other suggestions? At this rate, you'd be shitfaced by the second event. :P