Say Cheese... Now Smile!

its times like this when i wish i were filled with infinite wisdom, so that i can wow people with my mind. but then again, people might be intimidated by my superior mind. so i guess being average minded me is just fine.

wouldnt life be easier if men were smarter? i wish they had the ability to read women's minds so then they know exactly what we want and thus we wouldn't to take the initiative.

i read a while in jane magazine about a museum in iceland that stapled penises on a wall. i wonder if they have a gift shop...and if they had snow globes with lil penises floating around in it. would that sell? and how did they go about getting the penises? scary.

school is getting stressful... i think im doing way too much work for my one unit music class.

if all the world were a stage... where is the audience sitting?

i get to be a DIVA next week, and im terribly scared that im going to freak out and fall off the stage in my attempt of a dance move... my parents will deny that i am their daugher, and my friends in the back will cringe in disgrace... kinda like the dude who was on tv a while ago and said EXACT-A-MUNDO. tell me you can say that and look cool at the same time. i didnt think so.

i really really dislike people who arent assertive. i sometimes want to shake them senseless and scream MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAMMIT!

have you seen that new taco bell commerical with the guys sitting around the table and then the beats for MY SHARONA play.. and they guys sing MY CHALUPA instead? thats hilarious. i want to be that ad executive one day....

what ever happened to buddy lembeck?

nsync rocks. enough said.