Go ho or get out.

While keeping with the motto of "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" (though in theory it doesn't take into consideration the repercussions that a stay in Vegas can cause... gonorrhea, chlamydia, babies, tattoos, odd piercings, gambling addictions, brand new strange husbands, and debt because we all know those things can go home with you but don't necessarily want to write mom about.) I won't divulge the "happenings" of what went down this weekend. But I'd like to state that it was AWESOME. :)