Hey baby girl watcha doin tonight...

Dinner with my Cousin and his family...

Cousin: So you didn't come to the party cause you had to get freaky.
Me: No. It was a first date. Freaky doesn't happen till the 3rd. I'M KIDDING!!!
Cousin: No. That's what I hear happens. 3rd date is when it goes down.
looks at his 9 year old daughter "
Cousin: Not until 10th date! No!!! WEDDING NIGHT!!"
Niece: "What am I waiting for?"
Cousin: "Nothing!!!!"