Hilarious

Mom on my Vegas trip: What did you do?
Me: We just went clubbing...
Mom: I saw the pictures. You guys were crazy... WHAT DID YOU DO?
Me: Drank. Gambled. Lots of unprotected sex. Orgies. Drugs. The usual.
Mom: What else? Did you get a tattoo? Is it a koala?
Me: No mom...
Mom: HELLO KITTY?!