Reason #342 Why we need our own TV show...

Hector: You hate me
Nicole: Awwww.. I don't hate you...
Nicole: If I hated you I'd be all "HECTOR. I HATE YOU"
Nicole: "HECTOR... I'M GOING TO FEED YOU TO MY TARANTULA."
Nicole: And then you'd wish me away....
Nicole: And then wake up all alone... home alone in fact.
Nicole: And it'd be fun at first... but then crooks are gonna rob your house on Christmas eve.
Hector: woooooooooooooooow
Hector: Seriously, get out of your house right now
Nicole: Why!?
Hector: And make 5 new friends
Nicole: LOL!!!
Hector: That do not live in your television
Hector: And they can't be named Rose, Dorothy, Blanche or Ma

Hector: Are you to busy being a FOB?
Nicole: Yes I'm chatting it up, making lumpia and playing with my calculator at the same time.
Hector: YAY Lumpia!