Hip hop. That's the dance that bunnies do.

Sometimes you don't realize things until you really think about it. For example:

Little bunny Foo Foo
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head

Is it me or is little Bunny Foo Foo a complete and total jerkface. Unless the field mice had it coming, then by all means, bop away. But really, who has the right to judge what field mice do? Jerkface.

I'm not going to get into "This old man" and how he played "knick knack on my thumb" because deep inside I think that "This old man" is a "this old perve" and I honestly don't want to "knick knack paddy wack" anything within a 50 yard radius of that guy. Ew.

Anyways...

Happy Easter lovlies!! Deep inside, Easter is one of my favorite hoildays because of everything is symbolizes. New life. Love. Hope. Happiness. Plus also its one of those days that epitomizes cutness. :) See... You really can't lose on Easter.

Hilarious

Mom on my Vegas trip: What did you do?
Me: We just went clubbing...
Mom: I saw the pictures. You guys were crazy... WHAT DID YOU DO?
Me: Drank. Gambled. Lots of unprotected sex. Orgies. Drugs. The usual.
Mom: What else? Did you get a tattoo? Is it a koala?
Me: No mom...
Mom: HELLO KITTY?!