To the left. To the left.

"I had a french dip. Its a dip and its french."
"The dip! I put your hand up on my hip. When you dip I dip we dip?"
"Yes. But its french."
"So its with tongue?"
"No. That's the tootsie roll."

If you get it... I just might love you.

Well, it's my off day and I'm spending it in front of the computer (hence all the writing). I have traffic school I need to complete and thanks to the wonders of technology, I can do it online. Yipee skippy kids. Yippee skippy. I'm assuming that whoever came up with the idea kept in mind that while online traffic school is pretty convenient, it's gosh darn boring and every so often I'll come accross some tidbit of information that seems not too "professional" if you will. For example...

Parking can be as dangerous as driving if you're not careful. For example, if you're parked improperly on a hill, and your brakes give out, your car could drive off by itself, becoming a runaway missile on an unmanned mission of destruction.
If you can't avoid an accident, do your best to protect yourself. Did you know the Author's eye color is green.

No I didn't! Do you know that I think you're mentally attractive and possibly even dreamy depending on the fact that you may or may not be a creepy/scary/fugly/perverted/murdering/old man? Its like I'm having a friend is helping me out. THANKS HOMIE!

I'm just grateful I don't have to watch "Red Asphault 2". That would definitely put a damper on my day.

*Update: I finished in 4 hours. Kick ass! God bless the Kirk. God bless the internet... sorta. I mean, there are some questionable stuff I have issues with. But overall... yeah. Bless it good. :)