To the left. To the left.

"I had a french dip. Its a dip and its french."
"The dip! I put your hand up on my hip. When you dip I dip we dip?"
"Yes. But its french."
"So its with tongue?"
"No. That's the tootsie roll."

If you get it... I just might love you.

Well, it's my off day and I'm spending it in front of the computer (hence all the writing). I have traffic school I need to complete and thanks to the wonders of technology, I can do it online. Yipee skippy kids. Yippee skippy. I'm assuming that whoever came up with the idea kept in mind that while online traffic school is pretty convenient, it's gosh darn boring and every so often I'll come accross some tidbit of information that seems not too "professional" if you will. For example...

Parking can be as dangerous as driving if you're not careful. For example, if you're parked improperly on a hill, and your brakes give out, your car could drive off by itself, becoming a runaway missile on an unmanned mission of destruction.
If you can't avoid an accident, do your best to protect yourself. Did you know the Author's eye color is green.

No I didn't! Do you know that I think you're mentally attractive and possibly even dreamy depending on the fact that you may or may not be a creepy/scary/fugly/perverted/murdering/old man? Its like I'm having a friend is helping me out. THANKS HOMIE!

I'm just grateful I don't have to watch "Red Asphault 2". That would definitely put a damper on my day.

*Update: I finished in 4 hours. Kick ass! God bless the Kirk. God bless the internet... sorta. I mean, there are some questionable stuff I have issues with. But overall... yeah. Bless it good. :)

Its funny how you can look back at your horoscope and go "oh crap. That did happen." Because in my case it does quite often.

For example, yesterday's reading:
Your crackling energy takes a turn for the mellow and sweet early on in the day. Enjoy it to the fullest. Later on, you find an unexpected reservoir of power that propels you into tackling the next big thing.

Can I get a "AN HOW" to the power? Its funny when you think about it, everything changes your life. Waking up at 9am as opposed to 10am- your day could have been different already but you don't realize it. Flashback to yesterday, something happened that caused my heart to stop and my stomach to drop. I won't divulge into the dirty details because airing dirty laundry is tacky and well... I don't do tacky. But this really changed my life. It changed my mentality on how I look at things and made me realize that it happening right now was probably the best timing I could ask for.

Cryptic enough for you?

:) Don't fret my darlings. Life is good. Plus my horoscope for today is very promising because most of it makes sense already.

The main thing you need to do today, nicole, is just relax and enjoy your day! You may have a trip coming up that doesn't exactly thrill you, because you may be feeling a bit under the weather. Stay alert, for you may be receiving an important message today via fax, email or telephone from someone far away. You may also have a visitor arriving from out of town.

I know the visitor already. I'm chatting with Petey at the moment, so maybe he'll tell me that I need to save the cheerleader in order to save the world. And while I'm not quite too sure as to what the trip will be, goodness knows I need to get away so... so be it.