So I was reading another romance yesterday... I think the most disturbing thing about reading some of these books is that after reading one especially "HOT" book... you turn to the last page and theres the author staring back at you. AND SHE'S AN OLD WOMAN. That sweet little old lady who could be anyone's grandmother had written "harder, deeper, faster" in a book for all the world to see. Granted, yes I'm sure in her day she was one fine foxy lady who had her share of goodness knows what... but it's still a bit weird. I guess it would be like talking to your parents about your love life... and giving details about everything. EVERYTHING.
Exactly. You don't to hear it nor do you want to share.
Anyways, on a somewhat related topic, that new Russell Crowe movie, MASTER AND COMMANDER, it sounds like some BDSM flick. Maybe it's just me.
Wow. And since we're already talking about it... Lucky Carlene went to a porn convention this past Sunday. Mom and I were sitting on the couch watching tv when she came home with her bag o' goodies. "I saw a man with a 13 inch penis!"
"Did you see it?" asked mom.
"No... but this is what he looks like." Carlene holds up an 8X10 pictures of the guy in clothes. "And this is his partner." She then flips the pictures around to a close up money shot of a woman's vagina.
"Greeeaat."
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
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