Say Cheese... Now Smile!

Yay... blogger is finally working again! :)

I'm quietly using my mom's computer in her room. So... If I chat with you... please don't make me laugh out loud...

The fridge has been making this horrible noise every hour that always seems to give me the heebeegeebies when it does. It sounds like its groaning or something. It has never done it before, but lately, its been happening more often and growing louder. Weirdness.... Is the fridge cursed? Is there an evil spirit within the ice box thats trying to get out? Gosh, I hope not because that would definitely be creepy. I'll just think happy thoughts and say that it's "old." Poor old decrepid fridge...

Speaking of wierd, did anyone else feel the earthquake early friday morning around 4am-ish? I was lying in bed, trying to sleep and then all of the sudden, I hear my closet walls rattling and I felt the room shaking. It wasn't like a violent *OH MY GOODNESS* shaking... it was more of a slight rolling ... I had thought it was only a 2 or 3... but it was a 5?! No way!! I remember when I was younger, a 5 was HUGE... or so I thought. I was also shorter and closer to the ground in that sort, so maybe thats why it was so big to me. I'm gonna knock on wood now because I don't anything worse to come... especially at work. That place is not exactly what one might define earthquake safe with giant centerpieces chillin a top of 10 foot shelves above my head. I already made a whole bunch of mental notes just in case a earthquake were to happen... which door to run under, the general area I want to get the hell away from, etc.

Woah... just started chatting with my CRAZY uncle, my mom's CRAZY brother... This is the uncle who used to terrorize my sister and myself when we were younger, chasing us around the house in his tap shoes, etc... but we grew up and learned how to talk. He is the reason why we are such smart mouths... At first I had no idea who he was and he was creeping me out cause he was making references to my life...but then... it just clicked. The SN has been changed because he threated death if I were to share it...

*welcome to my world...*
crazyunclewithsecretlife: are you on winter break? what's carl up to lately?
spaznik: nope.. we're all back at school...
spaznik: shes ok.. same ole stuff.
spaznik: whoring and snorting coke..
spaznik: you know.
crazyunclewithsecretlife: i bet! she has a major psycho baggage. she needs to accept that inside carl there is a man trying to come out! i think the boyfirend is just for show!
spaznik: hahaha... what are you doing chatting?
spaznik: are you finding your OWN boyfriend?
crazyunclewithsecretlife: my boy toy if asking for more...1 viagra a night is all i can manage.
spaznik: eww?!
crazyunclewithsecretlife: i better close for now, gotta work early. boy toy was here to help me set up this chat blah blah...in exchange for (oh you know...he only likes me for my body!)
spaznik: so he works for cheap huh.
crazyunclewithsecretlife: well, the stock market is down!

I told you he was crazy!!