Say Cheese... Now Smile!

ok.. so I just got home right now from dinner...and found 42 away messages... :) Thanks so much Mel... hahaha... made my night!

*The Jesus statue saga continues...*
melissa: hey
Auto response from spaznik: oh baby... you know what i like...
melissa: oh whoa
melissa: hmmmm jesus in his bedazzled wife beater?
melissa: hehehehe just checkin to say hi
melissa: i fell asleep last ntie after i got offline
melissa: then i woke up this morning at 8 and somehow wrote 7 pages of bullshit
melissa: it sucks
melissa: well whatever...imma go sleep now
melissa: hahaha take care!
melissa: bye!
melissa: ok sorry to keep talking about this...
melissa: but i think i have this stoopid obsession with those jesus statues
melissa: i think i have a problem
melissa: i keep going to the link and looking at them and laughing
melissa: i'm at the computing center too and its all quiet and u can hella hear me snickering
melissa: i think i have a problem....
melissa: i saw the baseball one....
melissa: and it looks really chessy...
melissa: like jesus is helping the kid bat, but actually...its really just jesus trying to bat and the kid somehow slipped underneath his arms
melissa: what's up with that?
melissa: jesus is shady
melissa: like i said..i wouldn't wanna play with him
melissa: and then it just trips me out cuz looking at these statues is like totally disorienting
melissa: its like jesus totally does not belong
melissa: its like a "where's waldo" u know?
melissa: gosh...he's like totally taken out of context
melissa: placed in modern day society and they can't even change his outfit?
melissa: sheeesh
melissa: can we make him more hip?
melissa: or like...not give him such cheesy biblical looks on his face?
melissa: i picture him in those bibles for kids with all the pictures going about getting his prophesy on u know?
melissa: he just has like the total jesus look on his face while these kids around him are like what...his modern day disciples?
melissa: i think that if i were the kids, i would be like whoa this is weird...
melissa: then again it has its advantages
melissa: like if ur cool with jesus...u could like bring him to show and tell
melissa: and that way u could like spread the word.
melissa: whoa....that was like profound...
melissa: ok i think i'll stop
melissa: i gotta go
melissa: sorry if that was totally random but i couldn't help it
melissa: luv ya bye!
melissa: hahahah "jesus is my friend"

HAHAHAAH.. I LOVE YOU MEL! Can't wait till Spring Break comes... party party!! ;)