Oh my...

N: ASSHOLE!!! You sent me porn!!!
H: click on it...I nearly laughed my ass off at the welcome picture!!!!
N: Its like the guys in the middle are saying "its like I'm having sexy time... with myself!!"
H: It's so funny...I think most of these guys are actually straight but participate in gay porn because they're really poor in their country....don't you think?
N: How will we know they're really Eastern European? Accents? Really who talks in porn??
H Are they talking?
N: I dunno...
N: This is were I would say "I fast forward to the good stuff."
H: Poor guys...god bless them and their stretched out assholes...
N: They'll never be constipated again!