I just want to let all the lesbians out there know if I can make the top ten, so can you!

Setting: A quiet night at home watching the Miss Universe Pagent with the family.

Carlene: Miss Philippines looks like a tranny.
Mom: What do you mean by tranny?
Carlene: Like a girl with a dick.

I'm burning up, burning up for your love...

It's been icky hot and I know its going to get worse. Dammit. I'm not a big fan of demon hot weather. I like sunny, but not sweaty. Breezy, not beastly. Delicious, not gross. You know?

On top of the heat, due to an electrician accidentally pulling the wires a bit, the complete upstairs of the house was going FUNKY. One side of the house didn't have any electricity. My side, the lights were a bit brighter than usual. So much in fact that bulbs blew out the moment I flicked on the switch to the bathroom and my bedroom. Oh, and my fan went CRAZY! Seriously! I walked into my room and it was full on blowing air... and continued to do so when I pressed the button to TURN IT OFF! Talk about scary! Oh and top of that, I had a Glade Plug-In in one of my walls and it was steaming! My room smelled like burnt lychee! Accck!

Luckily we had the electrician come over and he fixed it, which is good because I was scared just to be in my room for fear that something might just blow up on me. If a Glade Plug-In starts boiling, who knows what could happen to my camera battery charger!?

~*~
At work "Your mom" is a very popular retort.
"What are we going to do next?"
"Your mom."

"You're stupid."
"Your mom is stupid."

Etc.

When "your mom" isn't the best response:
"Guess who died?"
"Your mom."
"OH MY GOSH! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"