on christmas lists...
spaznik: i'm the boring one.. my list are all books.
Zasher816: hahaha
Zasher816: my list has books too!
Zasher816: maxim
Zasher816: playboy
Zasher816: fhm

later on...
Zasher816: i hope they do a harry potter porno

oh my... I heart ron and all... but eww.. :P

Gosh... long day today. It was the *BIG* wedding today AND mistletoe... But the day started off happy so therefore the rest of it wasn't bad at all. :)

Ok.. so pretty much today decided that when I do get married (Lord knows when...) it definitely isn't going to be a giant extravagant thing. Today's wedding had 700 guests! Can we say "insane?" I don't even think I know 100 people that I would want to invite to my wedding (that isn't happening anytime soon) let alone 700! Oh my... But everything came out gorgeous. The bride had this deep rich red and gold as her colors, and the combination was just stunning with all the decorations. :) I've been working there for 7 months now and I think its just funny that I have no idea on what colors or decor I want for when i get married (in the far far far far far far future.) Oh wait.. I lied. I know my centerpieces... but theres no way in hell am I going to have 700 people. I'd rather get a nice house with that money... with the white picket fence... and the doggie. There has to be a doggie. Plus I think that with so many people and so much planning and preparing... you tend to loose focus on whats important. You know what I'm talking about... please don't make me spell it out for you because then Nicole will start going on and on and on about her silly, girlish romantic fantasies on finding love and well... Nah. I wouldn't want to be the cause of people barfing after they read this...

Anyways, I have a bag of everyone's second favorite fungus downstairs... Mistletoe! (I'm assuming that the number one favorite fungus are mushrooms... but I could be wrong.) So if anyone wants some... mistletoe that is... :) Do tell. I don't think I can mail it though because I think that trying to mail something plantlike might be somewhat supicious looking.

Since I can't do the Mistletoe Project on Sunday due to work and since I'm the only one who has gone mistletoe picking before, Kristin and I drove over to the mountains between Lake Elsinore and San Juan Capistrano to go scout the site and look at mistletoe yesterday. So we get lost, attempt to get directions from a closed "country store" that sells "ostrich jerky" , get the proper directions from a cute ranger at the ranger station, and make serveral U-turns when we get to a place that I think is the site... only there is a chainlink fence that keeps us away from the parking place where we "normally" park. I figured that it has been 2 years since I've been back so this is probably new and the forestry people are adding some new things. It makes sense. Anyways, Kristin and I get out of the car, walk around the fence, and start to scour the trees in search for mistletoe. While we are looking, a pickup truck parks at the fence and the man inside asks us what we are doing and we brightly respond that we are on a search for mistletoe. The man in the truck says that "sure, we have mistletoe... but I don't think you want to be here. This is a Probation Camp."

OH MY GOODNESS.

Yeah, so we RAN back to the car and continued on our search for the REAL bluejay campground. The cute ranger at the ranger station could have WARNED us about that.

By the time we had found the place and picked some samples of mistletoe to show to the club, we weren't able to go to the nearby boonie outlets as we had hoped, and drove back to school instead.

Later that night... Kristin, Janelle, and I had this "plan" to suprise Steph for her birthday and I think it worked. :) At least I think she was suprised but I hear she had some idea that something was going to go down. So while at the board meeting, Lorraine called and pretended to by my mom who needed me back home. I left, had a "exchange" with Janelle on the street, got balloons and some goodies and went to downtown disney to meet up with everyone. Steph was dragged from John Woodalls house to pick up saws, to the 99 cents store to buy supplies, and then finally downtown disney for *dinner* and *suprise* ;) It was a lot of fun... I felt like a secret agent whenever I was talking to Kristin and Parth kept on winking at me during the board meeting which was pretty hilarious.

Only thing now is rather than "getting better"... my health is "sick once again" and its WORSE! I must have spent too much time in the cold or something... Argh.. its like the cold that never ended... :(

Ok.. so Lorraine sent me this LINK where you can put in your name and it will turn it into a slogan. Like "A Nicole Works Wonders." (awwww) Its actually really fun in this retarded, dorky, asinine way...Its like MAD LIBS! Anyways, Beth had inserted "gay" in the blank which prompted me to put "hot monkey love" in the box. And well... here you go.

Kids Will Do Anything For Hot Monkey Love.
Refreshes the Hot Monkey Love Other Beers Cannot Reach.
I'm Only Here For The Hot Monkey Love.
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Hot Monkey Love?
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Hot Monkey Love.
Hot Monkey Love-Lickin' Good..
Everything We Do is Driven by Hot Monkey Love.
Did Somebody Say Hot Monkey Love?
Uh-oh, Better Get Hot Monkey Love.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Hot Monkey Love.
If You Like A Lot Of Hot Monkey Love On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
Stop. Go. Hot Monkey Love.
A Day Without Hot Monkey Love is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Let the Hot Monkey Love Begin.

And when that joke died.. I put in a new phrase...
Your Getting Laid, Right Away.
Snap! Crackle! Getting Laid!
Plink, Plink, Getting Laid...
Two Hours of Getting Laid in Just Two Calories.
The Future's Bright. The Future's Getting Laid.
Did Somebody Say Getting Laid?
151 Countries, One Getting Laid.
Better Living Through Getting Laid
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Getting Laid from the Oven.
Getting Laid Is Job 1
Yo Quiero Getting Laid
So Easy, No Wonder Getting Laid is #1.

I was giggling like a silly school girl over here...

euterpe 16: we are SO dumb
spaznik: but its dumb in a .... forget it.. yeah its really dumb.
euterpe 16: lol
euterpe 16: it's up there with the love calculator.
euterpe 16: jean seems to prefer names
euterpe 16: she's grossed out by my "big floppy donkey dick"

Oh my... we'll stop there. :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARMANDO! Welcome to the world of "OLD." (er... I'm about 40 minutes too late in blogging this one) Just got home from his birthday dinner with Carrie, Steph, Kyle, Kathy, Mikie, and Lan over at the Yardhouse over in Long Beach. :) Good times... :)) We walked in the seaport village for a while and played with some hats before getting dinner. The day before, Carrie and I had went shopping for Mondo's gift... and we had the hardest time!! Seriously... we were going out of our minds like "do you think he want's a toy?... or how about a clock? girlie keychain so that he can carry it around when he drives his van"... but then we finally found the gift. Since we weren't able to go to the Citywalk showing of Willy Wonka over the summer (*shudder*... its a freaky movie) we got it for him on DVD. :) YAAY! So now he can live the lifelong day watching the oompa loompas be creepy. Its better than telling him he can keep my copy of "Zoolander" (noo.. Mondo.. you really have to give it back. ;P)

Anyways, Carrie promised me that she would bring me men tonight... she lied. Or did she??
spaznik: you forgot to bring your men!!
ckicarrie: hahaha.
ckicarrie: i did bring my men!
ckicarrie: they were in my purse the whole time!
spaznik: ahhhhhh...
ckicarrie: benjamin franklin
spaznik: holding out on me huh..
spaznik: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
spaznik: he's too old.
ckicarrie: ulysees grant
ckicarrie: hahahah.
ckicarrie: i had andrew jackson
ckicarrie: and abraham lincoln
spaznik: hahahahahah.. hmmm... i hear that andrew jackson is a cutie. :-)
ckicarrie: you know it!
ckicarrie: and abrahma lincoln!
ckicarrie: hahhaha.
ckicarrie: actually jackson is the cutest.
ckicarrie: out of all of them.
spaznik: are you checking out your bills??
ckicarrie: hahaha, yah.
ckicarrie: i'm lame!
spaznik: psycho!!
ckicarrie: hahahaha, go check out your money.
ckicarrie: take a gander at those fine looking men.
And they say I need to get out more... ;P

And the night continues on with more craziness online...
WhoDaManny: what do u want for christmas besides me making u breakfast?
spaznik: gee.. besides that!??
spaznik: wow... i still get something else??
WhoDaManny: hahahahaaaa
WhoDaManny: well besides sopme good lovin
WhoDaManny: lol
spaznik: ha ha.
spaznik: :P
spaznik: hmmmmm...
spaznik: i dunno...
spaznik: what do YOU want ?
WhoDaManny: just u baby
spaznik: whats your second choice?
WhoDaManny: yer mother

Oh lordy... and the thing is that I know my mom will NEVER go for it. ;P

Ahhh, procrastination at its finest... blogging when I'm supposed to be working on a paper... its ok though. At least I have words on the paper... and its not ONLY my name and the title... theres actual substance on it. So I think I'm entitled to take a breather and be silly for a couple of minutes.


:)


Ok. That's enough.

I was arguing with my mom today over what we were going to put on top of the tree. I wanted this nice, simple gold star... whereas my mom wanted to put this big angel she had found. Since she is my mom and has power... she won. (Mom has gotten into her crazy Christmas nazi mode and has good reason too since its our first Christmas here at the house and we're having the her barkada Christmas party here.) After seeing the lifesize, moving gold angels at the Mission Inn... I've just been pretty freaked about angels. Anyways, so its on the tree and yes, I admit it looks pretty nice.. but the thing is that it has these fiberoptic thingies in the wings and dress, so it changes colors every 2 seconds. The colors prompted Carlene and I to be extremely bratty and silly tonight (as mom made us decorate till midnight... crazy I tell you)... humming the theme to Disneyland's "Electrical Parade"... and we finally decided that our angel is *DISCO* angel. *Oh won't you take me to... Bethlehem.* :) Well, at least we have a tree this year (last year, we were just so swamped with moving)... and it isnt giant spiral green monstrocity that she had up the 2 years ago. Its a real, somewhat live, fresh smelling tree. :)