Say Cheese... Now Smile!

Ok.. so Lorraine sent me this LINK where you can put in your name and it will turn it into a slogan. Like "A Nicole Works Wonders." (awwww) Its actually really fun in this retarded, dorky, asinine way...Its like MAD LIBS! Anyways, Beth had inserted "gay" in the blank which prompted me to put "hot monkey love" in the box. And well... here you go.

Kids Will Do Anything For Hot Monkey Love.
Refreshes the Hot Monkey Love Other Beers Cannot Reach.
I'm Only Here For The Hot Monkey Love.
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Hot Monkey Love?
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Hot Monkey Love.
Hot Monkey Love-Lickin' Good..
Everything We Do is Driven by Hot Monkey Love.
Did Somebody Say Hot Monkey Love?
Uh-oh, Better Get Hot Monkey Love.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Hot Monkey Love.
If You Like A Lot Of Hot Monkey Love On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
Stop. Go. Hot Monkey Love.
A Day Without Hot Monkey Love is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Let the Hot Monkey Love Begin.

And when that joke died.. I put in a new phrase...
Your Getting Laid, Right Away.
Snap! Crackle! Getting Laid!
Plink, Plink, Getting Laid...
Two Hours of Getting Laid in Just Two Calories.
The Future's Bright. The Future's Getting Laid.
Did Somebody Say Getting Laid?
151 Countries, One Getting Laid.
Better Living Through Getting Laid
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Getting Laid from the Oven.
Getting Laid Is Job 1
Yo Quiero Getting Laid
So Easy, No Wonder Getting Laid is #1.

I was giggling like a silly school girl over here...

euterpe 16: we are SO dumb
spaznik: but its dumb in a .... forget it.. yeah its really dumb.
euterpe 16: lol
euterpe 16: it's up there with the love calculator.
euterpe 16: jean seems to prefer names
euterpe 16: she's grossed out by my "big floppy donkey dick"

Oh my... we'll stop there. :P