Ok.. so Lorraine sent me this LINK where you can put in your name and it will turn it into a slogan. Like "A Nicole Works Wonders." (awwww) Its actually really fun in this retarded, dorky, asinine way...Its like MAD LIBS! Anyways, Beth had inserted "gay" in the blank which prompted me to put "hot monkey love" in the box. And well... here you go.

Kids Will Do Anything For Hot Monkey Love.
Refreshes the Hot Monkey Love Other Beers Cannot Reach.
I'm Only Here For The Hot Monkey Love.
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Hot Monkey Love?
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Hot Monkey Love.
Hot Monkey Love-Lickin' Good..
Everything We Do is Driven by Hot Monkey Love.
Did Somebody Say Hot Monkey Love?
Uh-oh, Better Get Hot Monkey Love.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Hot Monkey Love.
If You Like A Lot Of Hot Monkey Love On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
Stop. Go. Hot Monkey Love.
A Day Without Hot Monkey Love is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Let the Hot Monkey Love Begin.

And when that joke died.. I put in a new phrase...
Your Getting Laid, Right Away.
Snap! Crackle! Getting Laid!
Plink, Plink, Getting Laid...
Two Hours of Getting Laid in Just Two Calories.
The Future's Bright. The Future's Getting Laid.
Did Somebody Say Getting Laid?
151 Countries, One Getting Laid.
Better Living Through Getting Laid
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Getting Laid from the Oven.
Getting Laid Is Job 1
Yo Quiero Getting Laid
So Easy, No Wonder Getting Laid is #1.

I was giggling like a silly school girl over here...

euterpe 16: we are SO dumb
spaznik: but its dumb in a .... forget it.. yeah its really dumb.
euterpe 16: lol
euterpe 16: it's up there with the love calculator.
euterpe 16: jean seems to prefer names
euterpe 16: she's grossed out by my "big floppy donkey dick"

Oh my... we'll stop there. :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARMANDO! Welcome to the world of "OLD." (er... I'm about 40 minutes too late in blogging this one) Just got home from his birthday dinner with Carrie, Steph, Kyle, Kathy, Mikie, and Lan over at the Yardhouse over in Long Beach. :) Good times... :)) We walked in the seaport village for a while and played with some hats before getting dinner. The day before, Carrie and I had went shopping for Mondo's gift... and we had the hardest time!! Seriously... we were going out of our minds like "do you think he want's a toy?... or how about a clock? girlie keychain so that he can carry it around when he drives his van"... but then we finally found the gift. Since we weren't able to go to the Citywalk showing of Willy Wonka over the summer (*shudder*... its a freaky movie) we got it for him on DVD. :) YAAY! So now he can live the lifelong day watching the oompa loompas be creepy. Its better than telling him he can keep my copy of "Zoolander" (noo.. Mondo.. you really have to give it back. ;P)

Anyways, Carrie promised me that she would bring me men tonight... she lied. Or did she??
spaznik: you forgot to bring your men!!
ckicarrie: hahaha.
ckicarrie: i did bring my men!
ckicarrie: they were in my purse the whole time!
spaznik: ahhhhhh...
ckicarrie: benjamin franklin
spaznik: holding out on me huh..
spaznik: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
spaznik: he's too old.
ckicarrie: ulysees grant
ckicarrie: hahahah.
ckicarrie: i had andrew jackson
ckicarrie: and abraham lincoln
spaznik: hahahahahah.. hmmm... i hear that andrew jackson is a cutie. :-)
ckicarrie: you know it!
ckicarrie: and abrahma lincoln!
ckicarrie: hahhaha.
ckicarrie: actually jackson is the cutest.
ckicarrie: out of all of them.
spaznik: are you checking out your bills??
ckicarrie: hahaha, yah.
ckicarrie: i'm lame!
spaznik: psycho!!
ckicarrie: hahahaha, go check out your money.
ckicarrie: take a gander at those fine looking men.
And they say I need to get out more... ;P

And the night continues on with more craziness online...
WhoDaManny: what do u want for christmas besides me making u breakfast?
spaznik: gee.. besides that!??
spaznik: wow... i still get something else??
WhoDaManny: hahahahaaaa
WhoDaManny: well besides sopme good lovin
WhoDaManny: lol
spaznik: ha ha.
spaznik: :P
spaznik: hmmmmm...
spaznik: i dunno...
spaznik: what do YOU want ?
WhoDaManny: just u baby
spaznik: whats your second choice?
WhoDaManny: yer mother

Oh lordy... and the thing is that I know my mom will NEVER go for it. ;P

Ahhh, procrastination at its finest... blogging when I'm supposed to be working on a paper... its ok though. At least I have words on the paper... and its not ONLY my name and the title... theres actual substance on it. So I think I'm entitled to take a breather and be silly for a couple of minutes.


:)


Ok. That's enough.

I was arguing with my mom today over what we were going to put on top of the tree. I wanted this nice, simple gold star... whereas my mom wanted to put this big angel she had found. Since she is my mom and has power... she won. (Mom has gotten into her crazy Christmas nazi mode and has good reason too since its our first Christmas here at the house and we're having the her barkada Christmas party here.) After seeing the lifesize, moving gold angels at the Mission Inn... I've just been pretty freaked about angels. Anyways, so its on the tree and yes, I admit it looks pretty nice.. but the thing is that it has these fiberoptic thingies in the wings and dress, so it changes colors every 2 seconds. The colors prompted Carlene and I to be extremely bratty and silly tonight (as mom made us decorate till midnight... crazy I tell you)... humming the theme to Disneyland's "Electrical Parade"... and we finally decided that our angel is *DISCO* angel. *Oh won't you take me to... Bethlehem.* :) Well, at least we have a tree this year (last year, we were just so swamped with moving)... and it isnt giant spiral green monstrocity that she had up the 2 years ago. Its a real, somewhat live, fresh smelling tree. :)

:) Just got home from JP's birthday shindig. JP is seriously my absolute favorite Karate-kicking, surfing, bartender whos so strong that he doesn't know that he's choking you when he's giving you one of his million dollar hugs. :) The party was your typical filipino party where theres a good amount of friends, family, food, alcohol, and of course KARAOKE. And since I'm still sick... I couldn't quite get jiggy with the microphone. But I DID see enough disturbing drunken hip thrusting from Tommy to give me nightmares for the next couple of months. I was entertained tonight though with Will's one-man "Matador and bull" imitation as well as his "finger" magic tricks, the "groping" and indecent pictures (talk about getting action...), and story time with JP's dad (What? RJ IS A SEX MACHINE?!?). Most important of all, I got to see the Keri, Tina, Mae, Marissa, JP and Joey... and we picked out our kris kringles for the christmas party. I have ______. Hope he/she likes what I got planned. ;)

*Missy Elliot's WORK IT...*
Nicole: (singing) Go downtown and eat it like a vulcha
Joey: Wouldn't that hurt... with the beak and all?

Earlier today, I checked my voicemail and there was this creepy message on it:
Happy Thanksgiving sexy thang!! I can lick you up... like a turkey.
And since my phone had died the night before, it didn't say who the message was from. But I took down the number and researched it.. and lo and behold... IT WAS MANNY!! ;P He's a freak... yep.

The house smells like Christmas now that we have a tree in the house. So now I'm offically OFFICALLY excited for christmas... Actually, its a combination of everything that puts me in the holiday spirit. Hot apple cider, Day After Thanksgiving sales, Twinkle lights in their trays ready to be hung... There's nothing like singing Christmas songs in your car with the heater on to make you feel all warm and happy inside.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Today was a day of absolute gluttony... as it always is every year. The thing is that since my mom and dad split up, Thanksgivings have been even more so since its been BIG LUNCH here at home with mom... and BIG DINNER with my dad's family. This means an obscene amount of food. We have enough leftovers here to last us a couple of weeks... so if you've got a craving for some pumpkin pie or roast... come on over!

My baby niece Alica is the cutest thing and since she is the baby in the family... everyone fawns over her. :) Today she said "apple" and everyone in the room repeated "apple" in this awed, amazed manner that made me laugh. She also has the greatest toys. Angel and I were going gaga and feeling superior with this one toy for 1 year olds that had a lot of colors and gizmos on it. Thats right... I know my colors. Yay me! ;)

Well since it IS Thanksgiving... so what are YOU thankful for?
I'm grateful for God, my family (as crazy as they ALL are), my friends (as crazy as they ALL are), good relationships, the roof over my head, those simple things in life that make it all worthwhile, creative energy... used to bring Joy into the world, AIM so that I can talk to people near, far, wherever you are, second chances, "kindred spirits", the used bookstore across the street, slow jams that make you all wishy washy lovey dovey, Conan O'Brien, that everyone in my life is in good health, opposable thumbs, water filters, Disneyland, blogspot, cki, quality time, cd burners+kazaa, the muppets, Diana Krall songs, Harry Potter (I Heart Ron Weasley) and Anne of Green Gables, wicked sarcasm, people who make me laugh, days that are sunny, rainy, breezy, or just really beautiful, my job, the essentials that keep me alive, late night chats about nothing, Saved by the Bell reruns, stuffing, waffles, Indiana Jones *wink*, Stevie Wonder's "I Just Called To Say I Love You" because it makes me want to call people up and say "I LOVE YOU" to them, ABBA, a sane mind (?), being able to really get to know people, those days when it rains and your blankets are warm and you don't have anything planned for the day, personal TLC, the ability to dance in the car to Britney Spear's I'M A SLAVE without a care in the world, finding good parking, seeing an old face, knowing that you brightened someones day, when a friend looks out for your well being, short lines, rocky road ice cream, glasses repair kits, 24 hour walmart, sunshine, lolipops, people in my life who when I think about them, I can't help but smile, happy memories and craziness that the future holds for me...

I had this dream last night where I was kicking it with Harry Potter.... and as I was giving him a high-five for his kick ass quidditch match... I slammed my hand into the wall and picture frame and woke myself up. Oh lordy...