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What are the odds... really?

So... my dear sexy friend Robert and I have been sharing a secret love affair. Yes. Its true. We both have a love for Barry Manilow. We declared our love the night of the "Barry Manilow" night on American Idol right before Jennifer Hudson got booted off for singing WEEKEND IN NEW ENGLAND.

From April 28, 2004
Zasher816: when will our eyes meet
Zasher816: when can i touch you
Zasher816: when will i hold you...
Zasher816: agaaaaaaain
spaznik: NOOOO!!!
spaznik: i love that song!
Zasher816: hahahaha
spaznik: makes me think of jennifer hudson!!
Zasher816: oh god
spaznik: hahah great now you make me want to listen...
Zasher816: lol
Zasher816: i'm listening right now
Zasher816: soo good

Oh it hurts my heart to think about it. Poor poor Jennifer Hudson. Anyways....

From May 7. 2004
Zasher816: when will our eyes meet
Zasher816: when can i touch you
spaznik: stop listening to barry!!

Anyways, so yesterday night we had this little conversation.
Zasher816: so i've bene practicing my singing
Zasher816: i'm ready for american idol
spaznik: whoohoooo!!
spaznik: when are auditions?
Zasher816: no idea
Zasher816: but i'm so there
spaznik: what are you gonna sing?
spaznik: brian mcknight?
Zasher816: probably
Zasher816: i'm thinkin maybe "still in love"
spaznik: ahhhh... New Edition?
Zasher816: mase
spaznik: oh... sexy.
Zasher816: wait
Zasher816: no
Zasher816: i got it
Zasher816: one word
Zasher816: BARRY
Zasher816: LMAO
spaznik: OH DADDY!!
spaznik: yeah. mama likes.

Well... looks like Oprah is on a roll with fufilling EVERYONES dream because who do you think was on the show today?!

Today at 4:45pm
spaznik: did you see BARRY?!
Zasher816: what?!
Zasher816: where?!
spaznik: OPRAH!
Zasher816: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
spaznik: i swear... shes giving away cars...
spaznik: now she has BARRY...
spaznik: its like shes READING MY DIARY!!
Zasher816: WHAT A FRIGGIN COINCIDENCE!

Zasher816: what are the dang odds
spaznik: I KNOW!!!!
Zasher816: next oprah will bring tons of female strippers and give away millions of dollars
spaznik: write to her and it will come.
Zasher816: interesting...
Zasher816: it's like writing santa claus
Zasher816: she's more RELIABLE that santa claus

Dear Oprah... can I have some lotto numbers? Oh heck, can I just have some lotto winnings please?!?