Say Cheese... Now Smile!

Joe: I'm going to the Philippines!
me: Really? When?
Joe: Now! I'm at the airport!
me: Shut up! Really?
Joe: Yeah... can't you hear the rumble of the airport behind me?
me: Uh huh...
Joe: See! I'm going to the Philippines!
me: You swear?
Joe: Yes!
me: You swear swear??
Joe: Yes!!
me: You swear on our friendship?
*silence*
Joe: No.... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO THERE!? WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET ME HAVE MY FUN!?

Awww.... sorry?? :)

Last night, I did a very good job in scaring myself on my way home from a teardown in Temecula. The wedding was right next to the Pechanga casino, in the Indian government center... and at night it is PITCH BLACK down there and for some reason, I made myself believe that I was near some Indian burial ground. (because they're all over the place apparently. Like the 24 hour walmart in Glendora... THAT'S supposedly on an ancient burial ground too!)

Anyways, 3am, there I was driving, and I kept imagining that an old Indian (ghost or not... didn't matter...) had gotten into the back seat of my car and was just waiting for the perfect time to put his arm around me and slash my neck. Of course, he wouldn't do it while I was driving because if he were to kill me while on the dark road, most likely he would go down with the car and the poor bastard would get it too.

But he didn't. YAY!

Anyways, the teardown wasn't too bad other than the fact that on the walls, you'd noticed little black dots speckled around the room. Turned out that those back dots were BUGS and they were ALL OVER THE PLACE. I felt like I was in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, stepping on the fortune cookies. One even came and attacked me while I was on the stage (semi if you will) taking down a background... and every five minutes I'd do the dance of "waving arms and high pitch wailing" because something would be flying around me. I really didn't want to kill anything, because what if it were some ancient Indian spirit reincarnated into this tiny bug... then it might take form as an scary ghost ready to take me down in my car in revenge for taking it down with my thumb... but I did take 2 out cause they were asking for it. Plus they were small so they couldn't attack back. :P

Ewww... I get chills just thinking of all those bugs. BLEH.