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*online craziness*

Babae112: yo!
spaznik: yao!
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Babae112: : YO!
spaznik: YAO!
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poTaTe YO: getting back on a horse is like riding a bike...riding a bike is like faling of a horse...you never forget how!
spaznik: is that it?? i always hear that analogy with sex... having sex is like riding a bike... you never forget...
poTaTe YO: or maybe riding abike is like sex....Hmmmmmm...you might wanna look inot this one
spaznik: but it cant be good because apparently I CANT RIDE A BIKE!!
spaznik: like i can do it at the gym... but when i was in the parking lot, i couldnt balance for the life of me...
poTaTe YO: so you are good stationary huh...well we'll have to find you a patient lover who doesn't move around a lot
spaznik: oh GAWD!! hahahah how long were you thinking up that for?!?!
poTaTe YO: hahah
poTaTe YO: a long time!
poTaTe YO: :-D

spaznik: oh my gosh, today... my mom was all "i need to introduce you to one of the volunteers at the hospital... he likes to read. you like to read too right?"
poTaTe YO: hahaha
poTaTe YO: how cute
poTaTe YO: I hope he didn't say that to the voluteer!
poTaTe YO: She might as well have said...she has a really good PERSONALITY!
spaznik: hahahahaha... i think she said to him that she has a daughter that likes to read.
poTaTe YO: oh dear god no!
poTaTe YO: your poor misguided mother
spaznik: i think its just sad that my mom is thinking about peddling me off to a guy who likes to read...
poTaTe YO: hahah
poTaTe YO: maybe he's cute
poTaTe YO: did you ask?
spaznik: she said he's cute... white... a redhead... apparently he's going to med school soon...
poTaTe YO: NO!
spaznik: why no redhead?
poTaTe YO: I dunno...redheads always look funny
poTaTe YO: and they glow under UV light...
spaznik: hahaha thats probably because most of them don't have pigment....
poTaTe YO: exactly!!
poTaTe YO: You are a dark girl!!
poTaTe YO: You need a nice dark boy!
spaznik: hahahahaha
poTaTe YO: but if you did marry the redhead...you'd have fabulous looking halfbreeds!
spaznik: well either REALLY REALLY fabulous looking ones... or really really HORRID "i hate you mom for doing this to me" looking kids.
poTaTe YO: hahaha
poTaTe YO: that's right...that 10% who go bad!
poTaTe YO: I'd pray for yoU!
spaznik: hahahaha
spaznik: ok. so where do all the cute single sweet non-gay dark boys hang out?
poTaTe YO: no such thing
spaznik: curses.
poTaTe YO: you are better off with dayglow boy
spaznik: and he reads!
poTaTe YO: hahah
poTaTe YO: that's it!
poTaTe YO: You better go snatch him up right nOW!
spaznik: serious!! i'll never find another boy that reads!!
poTaTe YO: GO!! Go wake your mom up RIGHT NOW!! Tell her to get him on the phone ASAP!
spaznik: i bet its too late!! all the girls probably found out his skills...
poTaTe YO: DAMN!
poTaTe YO: Those candy stripping hoochies!
poTaTe YO: that's why there's no good book reading future doctor men out there...the candy stripping hoochies snatch them up!
spaznik: i wanna be a candy stripping hootchie!!
spaznik: why not meeee???
poTaTe YO: A girl can dream....but alas...you read too much!
poTaTe YO: Those books, they make you too smart!
poTaTe YO: put them down!!
poTaTe YO: Save yourself!!
poTaTe YO: Before it's too late!
spaznik: what if i only read MAXIM and COSMO??
spaznik: they have sex tips there... im sure boys that like to read will appreciate that!!
poTaTe YO: ooooooooo
poTaTe YO: now there's an idea...
poTaTe YO: dumb yourself down...
poTaTe YO: good plan!
spaznik: hahaha... um.. im pretty dumbed down...
poTaTe YO: hahah
poTaTe YO: obviously not if you still have to compete with the Candy stripping hoochies!
poTaTe YO: here's a new mantra for you
poTaTe YO: everyday when you wake up in the morning...say this three times...
poTaTe YO: I'm DUMB!! YAY!
poTaTe YO: and bob your head side to side to make your hair flowy...
spaznik: YAY!! i do that with my hair already!! I'm ALMOST there!!
poTaTe YO: YAY!!