Say Cheese... Now Smile!

*on the gay club*
Kathy: Its like waving a carrot infront of a ravenous rabbit...
Nicole: its actually more like waving a PLASTIC carrot... no bites... its only good to look at.

Kathy: So I took the lollipop out of my mouth and I gave it to him.. and he put it in his mouth.
Nicole: OH MY GOSH!! Thats so romantic!! Did you guys go out to a spaghetti dinner afterwards and did he roll a meatball onto your plate with his nose???

Nicole: You should ask him if he wears a shirt underneath his fireman's uniform... like yellow pants, suspenders, and a barechest??
Kathy: Whats with you and these ghetto-ass questions??

By the way... Kathy is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much more cuter than I am.... AND she has bigger boobs. :) For reals!!

OH! My mom wanted to go return the *smut* DVD today... but then I reminded her that she probably would have to fill out forms and if theres anything more embarassing than buying a DVD called "the puppetry of penis"... its returning it. She agreed and decided that its gonna be a keeper in our library of DVDs. (BTW... it really isn't porn. They actually had a featurette of this show on HBO's REAL SEX... and it was found in the COMEDY section of DVDs as opposed to the covered ADULT/PORNO section... so she really isn't THAT freaky.)