Say Cheese... Now Smile!

Ladies and Gentlemen... I'm proud to present to you the comedy stylings to Robert Lopez....

Zasher816: welcome everyone
Zasher816: so great to see you
Zasher816: you know i was driving up here and i was reminded of hamsters running through a maze
Zasher816: ever wonder why they do that?
spaznik: cricket cricket
Zasher816: i'm guessin they bget their jollies off while doing that
Zasher816: that would explain the white spots all over the place
spaznik: cricket cricket
spaznik: hahahahahah
Zasher816: and then there's this cricket int he background
Zasher816: yah what the hell is his problem
Zasher816: hey cricket
Zasher816: this is my show
Zasher816: get yer own act
Zasher816: ever see that movie bug's life?
Zasher816: yah, it's a disney movie
Zasher816: and you know i work for disney
Zasher816: but there's something about that movie that scared me, ok
Zasher816: so get this
Zasher816: these ants are practically saving their own existence from these big bad bugs
Zasher816: and that's just one group
Zasher816: i mean imagine if these little suckers banded together and took over the world
spaznik: *cricket cricket*
Zasher816: i mean they're already in my cereal and shoes
spaznik: hahahahaha... thats so bad...
spaznik: hahahahahah
Zasher816: the last thing i need is for them driving my car


Zasher816: and then there are CIRCLE K GUYS
Zasher816: don't get me started
Zasher816: so yah what school are you from?
Zasher816: oh golly gee, that's swell
Zasher816: what's yer favorite service project?
Zasher816: yah i like planting trees myself
Zasher816: so you know the pres. of csuf
Zasher816: yah she's a hottie
Zasher816: oh wait, that's you?
Zasher816: right right
Zasher816: well, i'll see you at the dance then
Zasher816: ::later at the dance::
Zasher816: hey!
Zasher816: wanna get jiggy with me?
Zasher816: yah i know all the latest moves
Zasher816: the hustle
Zasher816: cabbage patch
Zasher816: circle k guys, have to be the most sensitive guys tho
Zasher816: i mean
Zasher816: really, they're hearts are int he right place
Zasher816: (at this point i'm trying to score them points since i bashed them)
Zasher816: now circle k girls
Zasher816: i got two words
Zasher816: undercover freaks
Zasher816: have u been to the dances?
Zasher816: there have been plenty of surprises let me tell you
Zasher816: i'm there doing my grab my knee and pumping it back dance
Zasher816: and this small asian girl come sup to me and starts working me 9-5 with overtime
Zasher816: it's like
Zasher816: ok
Zasher816: whatever works
Zasher816: and u get to going
Zasher816: hoping that you know, you don't get too excited
Zasher816: and then she leaves
Zasher816: and goes to someone else
Zasher816: how many have had that happen to them?
Zasher816: yah, that's most of us


Zasher816: i did laundry for the first time the other day
Zasher816: forgot to use bleach on my whtes
Zasher816: yah
Zasher816: dingy yellow undies
Zasher816: just what i needed
Zasher816: atleast their clean now ya know
Zasher816: doesn't matter tho
Zasher816: w'ere guys
Zasher816: we'll wear underwear for a week fi we have to
spaznik: eww.
Zasher816: anyone ever turned them inside out?
Zasher816: yah
Zasher816: don't lie
Zasher816: i know you have
spaznik: eww..
Zasher816: lol
Zasher816: college life is amazing
Zasher816: it's my 3rd years
Zasher816: and i still have no diea what the hell i'm doing
Zasher816: mac n cheese
Zasher816: u never get tired of it
Zasher816: still my fav
Zasher816: and tap water
Zasher816: does not seem so bad anymore
Zasher816: i mean
Zasher816: it's free
Zasher816: quenches yer thirst
Zasher816: it's the college man's ideal drink

HAHAHAHAHA! Could this be a FTC preview?? HmmMmMmmMm....