Say Cheese... Now Smile!

I love lisa and mel... they're my sunshines. :)

*after lamenting about not being able to find guys on our side of the "pasture"*
spaznik: gosh... where should i go to meet a nice, smart, and funny guy??
QueenBR0SE: bible study
spaznik: hmmmmm.. really now?
QueenBR0SE: ya...cuz i've never been there
spaznik: hahahahahah
QueenBR0SE: and every other place i've been...i can't find one
spaznik: hmmmmm... did you try the libraries and supermarkets that brag that they are hookup spots?
QueenBR0SE: oh yes
QueenBR0SE: libraries...too dusty
QueenBR0SE: and supermarket...too damn cold in the freezer aisle
spaznik: yeah.. you gotta make sure you wear a good padded bra over there...
QueenBR0SE: and a turtleneck w/ a wool sweater


*on hypothetical situation of finding guy who maybe Mr. Right but really is an asshole...
Babae112: we wouldn't want to have to disown u
Babae112: ruin ur life
spaznik: nah... id never do that!!
Babae112: rat u out to ur parents
Babae112: have no friends
Babae112: be secretly married
spaznik: is that a THREAT!?!?
spaznik: hahahahahahahahhah
Babae112: damn right it is!!!
Babae112: i'll personally come down there and kick yo ass bitch!
spaznik: awwwwwww.. thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!!
Babae112: awwww
Babae112: see...tough love isn't such a bad thing is it?
Babae112: hahahha jk
Babae112: no i'd seriously put ur ass in check
Babae112: and i expect u to do the same to me
spaznik: oh of course...
spaznik: if he was beating you or if things were fishy... id ignore your "BUT I LOVE HIM" whines.. and kick your ass into seeing the truth
Babae112: hahahah
Babae112: what was that pilipino song u used to sing?
Babae112: "if u dump me...i'll still luv u"
Babae112: "if u beat me...i'll still love u"
Babae112: "if u cheat on me...i'll still luv u"
spaznik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Babae112: shit man
spaznik: oh memories.