Say Cheese... Now Smile!

spaznik: hmmmm... i feel like blogging.. any suggestions on what i should blog about since my day was boring?
spaznik: any requests?
Zasher816: haha
spaznik: i feel like a DJ.
Zasher816: should u even be asking?
Zasher816: lol
Zasher816: it should be obvious
Zasher816: ME
Zasher816: lol
Zasher816: bhahahahahaha
spaznik: hahahahahah... oh.. you LAUGH NOW.

;) As Robert requested... I'm going to blog about him. :) What can I say about Robert (aka SCANDALOUS)? Hmmmm... he's my newest stalker! It was a few months ago when he first IMed me, he told me not to freak out because he WASN'T a stalker... and then he proceeded to ask me where I lived. *pshaw... acting like he DIDN'T know that... HELLO ROSTERS AND YAHOO MAPS!* Anyways, I'm just kidding Robert... stop crying... happy thoughts happy thoughts.. OOO TIN FOIL! He's a good guy... in Florida he's going to be living off of airplane peanuts and its all good because I'll have my Brita and we'll have a grand ole feast!

OK.. moving on. ;)

Life is pretty much the same... work... home... read... watch some tv... clean... throw in some valuable computer time there and welcome to my loser life. It really isnt loserish though... just... okok.. its pretty loserish. I'm actually had an "idea" to write about... but I forgot what it was and now i'm sad because I thought that could be my one big summer project... WRITE A STORY. But the GREAT IDEA hasn't come back to me just yet... sucky. It was cute and romantic and not too mushy.... darnit. Carlene is just afraid I'll write this novel about my quirky family and all will be known about our true lack of "coolness."

OH!! I also found some interesting websites that might entertain you if you're bored or just want some interesting reads....
- The Family Von Nuts is a very quirky site. If you love hamsters and soap operas... then this is for YOU! Its some pretty kick ass reading...
- Asia Carrera is a pornstar who actually created and maintains her own website. (note... since she IS a pornstar... there are some graphic *not TOO graphic* images on the site) Her writing is pretty darn funny AND she has a special makeup section with techniques on how to LOOK like a porn star. (um... don't think im a freaky kinky perve for having this here... BUT I found it on Wil Wheaton's site and I actually think she's hilarious... so there. ;P)
- Grand Performances is NOT a porn site... but has listings of free concerts and events around the LA area that might interest some people.
- Dead at Seventeen is actually an old online magazine that I had found 5 years ago... and just recently rediscovered it. I love the sarcastic points of view it has... It made me double over with laughter 5 years ago... and still does today. Try the ARE YOU A DORK quiz.